I was shelving history books downstairs. The store had just had a recent influx (or rather, glut) of history titles, and it was taking a team of us to get everything put up in a timely manner. So, I was happily humming to myself, shifting British history books along the shelves to fit everything, when I noticed a slim black paperback tucked behind the Margaret Thatcher biographies. Take note of that-
behind the Margaret Thatcher biographies. Then, imagine my horror when I pulled out the book and read the title.
How to Impress Any Woman.*
Margaret Thatc
her.
I cried a little, laughed hysterically, cried a little more, and ran upstairs to share my discovery with my coworkers and now the world.
* OK, so I'm not totally sure if that's the actual title- I was a little traumatized and I don't have the book with me at the moment. But, you get the idea.
MEEP!! scaryness!!
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Ooo Ooo I know they are Margaret Thatcher!!! no wait that doesn't work she's actually scary......hmmmm...